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The Truth Hammer 3.0

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My friend. Behold the Truth Hammer 3.0! It’s my latest invention and its going to revolutionize communications!

Just let me show you. Say anything!

I am an incredibly handsome and good looking guy. I rock!!

BAMMMM!

I am an incredibly handsome and good looking guy. I rock!!

What? It didn't work!?

Come’on man, don’t stress! Maybe its working. I really am incredibly handsome and good looking.

Actually, what you are is; incredibly vain and misinformed!


Let’s see if Professor Gould is in.

“Creationist critics often charge that evolution cannot be tested, and therefore cannot be viewed as a properly scientific subject at all. This claim is rhetorical nonsense.”

BAMMMM!

“The extreme rarity of transitional forms in the fossil record persists as the trade secret of paleontology”

What do you say Professor Lewontin?

“ It is time for students of the evolutionary process, especially those who have been misquoted and used by the creationists, to state clearly that evolution is a FACT, not theory, and that what is at issue within biology are questions of details of the process and the relative importance of different mechanisms of evolution. It is a FACT that the earth with liquid water, is more than 3.6 billion years old!”

BAMMMM!

“It is not that the methods and institutions of science somehow compel us to accept a material explanation of the phenomenal world, but, on the contrary, that we are forced by our a priori adherence to material causes to create an apparatus of investigation and a set of concepts that produce material explanations, no matter how counter-intuitive, no matter how mystifying to the uninitiated.
Moreover, that materialism is an absolute, for we cannot allow a Divine Foot in the door.’

Oh Man! Truth Hammer Version 4.0, is going to need an egghead- to- English “translator” function!

Whew! That whole Truth Hammer thing was just some kind of weird dream!

Hello, Boss? Yeah I came down with a touch of the flu over the weekend and unfortunately, I won’t be able to come in to the office today.

BAMMMM!

Hello, Boss? I don’t know whose crazy idea it was to celebrate the 4th of July on a Tuesday, but no way am I gonna come in on a Monday; take a Tuesday holiday and then come back in to work on a Wednesday. I just can't visualize myself at work today.

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